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Four Freelanders and a Disco- 30 October, 2004

By MuddyOval member Joe

 

Four Freelanders and a Disco

The Wharton State Forest, New Jersey, USA 

Arriving at the Atsion ranger station I discovered Dan (DII) and Phil (FL) already waiting for me. Dan had already been out plying the sandy trails and had managed one stuck/self recovery. He also reported that some access had been cut-off by bulldozed sand burms. Apparently the Rangers are getting tired of recovering people, were worried that “normal” folk might get stuck trying to access the interior of the park, or worst of all had decided that there had been too much trail damage. Brushing those thoughts aside we checked over each others rigs and waited for any other arrivals. A few moments wait brought Eric and Sai onto the scene and off we went to visit Apple Pie Hill and the fire tower residing there.

Arriving at the tower we saw that access to the top was restricted but we could nonetheless climb the stairs nearly to the top. The view out over the Pinelands is normally impressive but clouds limited the view that day. I aired down my tires (made quicker by borrowing Dan’s speed deflator) and we were off to the spot that had earlier posed problems for Dan’s Disco! Now it should be said that the Pinelands vary dramatically with the weather. There are well over a trillion gallons of ancient glacial melt water just under the surface of the earth in this part of central New Jersey and while the soil is very sandy it doesn’t drain well because the water table is so high. The upshot of this is that when it rains or has been raining, normally unimpressive puddles can become daunting quagmires. To make matters worse the bottom of these places can vary from steady to “quicksand” to “whalesh*t”, the latter being a silty mud that provides little purchase for mud tires and has a nasty tendency to simply suck your vehicle down. Needless to say it helps to have a general idea of what you’re dealing with.
In the case of our first challenge we were faced with a triumvirate of water holes overfilled by recent rains. Dan advised a conservative line and one by one the hippos filed into the wallow. The entry and exit holes were relatively benign but the middle one did hold some surprises! We generally shied away from barreling straight down the middle as this course had lead to Dan’s earlier stall. Fortunately we all passed through unscathed and looking forward to a full day of running the trails.

We continued to explore numerous trails encountering only mild challenges until Eric guided us to one nasty mud trap. We spent several minutes probing the depths with one stick or another and basically agreeing with one another that we’d be crazy to try this with the Freelanders. We were basically looking at 12-20 inches of water layered on top of another 12 inches of “whalesh*t”. Eric told us that this very spot had consumed a friend’s jeep which, in fact, spent the night embedded in this spot. Well given that it was the night before Halloween and that the woods were filling with bow-armed deer hunters none of us was particularly excited by this idea.
However we did manage to goad Dan into launching his Disco directly into the mess-yeah Dan! The thick goo quickly asserted itself as Dan’s front end buried itself, however, and brought forward progress to a sudden halt. Dan was able to partially extricate his truck but the mud jealously held onto his Disco and it was time for a snatch recovery. Phil obliged and we were once again on our way. (Kudos to Dan for confirming both the depth and consistency of the mud at the bottom of that pit). We recovered numerous beer bottles and an old tire from the immediate area suggesting that others might have spent some time here.

We covered a few more narrow trails that applied pinstriping to all of the trucks and deposited most of a Christmas tree into Dan’s roof rack. Finally we found one of a number of sandpits and Phil calmly turned over his truck to his friend (Heard as Phil’s truck hurtled into one particularly loose circle: ”Tree! Tree! That’s a tree”!) . We wandered down a few more trails and eventually found some of the abandoned cranberry bogs that are still exist in some areas of the Wharton State Forest. The trails between these bogs are in poor shape and provide no room for a turn-around, in other words they are fun! Our Topos showed that the roads went through so onward we went. Our progress was briefly held up by a small flooded bit blocked at the other end by a small tree. Phil seized the opportunity to break out his axe and the sapling found itself about four feet shorter.
Scouting down the two roads we found our progress would be blocked by three large downed trees whose roots were still firmly attached to the earth (no winching them out of the way) and whose diameter would not allow an axe-based approach to succeed that week. Now the silver lining here is that I have since acquired a Stihl chainsaw so that we can never be stopped again (muwhahahahaha). Unfortunately, with darkness coming on and no chainsaw at hand there was nothing to do at the time but turn around and head for the Batsto ranger station. We were treated to a very unusual sunset as the sun dipped below the cloud cover and the sky actually brightened for a few moments before sunset. We all agreed to head home the short way back through the barrens. This proved to be somewhat spooky as it was now really dark and there were numerous gentlemen in camo lurking about with compound bows. Somehow we dodged them all, hit a few minor pits on the way out and eventually wound up back on the tarmac headed north to face the little goblins that we knew would be creeping around the next night.

The Pinelands of New Jersey is a unique natural area containing plants and animals found nowhere else and is the home of over 100 threatened or endangered species. It is very important therefore that the principles of Tread Lightly are observed here. Observing these principles we can help insure that State lands remain open for our enjoyment, ignoring them will inevitably result in the closure of all but a few maintained roads.

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